01/06/06 Friday Night SmackDown! - Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania
No Holds Barred Match
John Bradshaw Layfield vs. Matt Hardy
JBL's music hits, his limo comes out, and JBL & Jillian Hall come out and wander around the arena as JBL cuts a promo on Matt Hardy for being an internet whiner. Matt Hardy's music hits and Matt & JBL start to go at it in the crowd. JBL takes it to Matt Hardy and they work their way to the top of the announce table. Matt finally actually gets control for a brief moment but JBL gets a hold of a chair and drills Matt on the back. They both roll into the ring. Some back and forth brawling and they end up on the outside of the ring again. Matt grabs a ladder from under the ring, and rams it into JBL's stomach a couple times before JBL slams Matt Hardy's head into the limo. Matt gets a hold of a trash can though and repeatedly beats JBL over the head with it. Matt sets a ladder up beside the limo but before he can hit his leg drop on the limo's hood, Jillian distracts him, JBL comes to, throws him onto the limo's hood and gets the pin. Boogeyman's music hits and Boogeyman comes out of the limo's sunroof and gets a hold of Jillian Hall and stuffs, you guessed it, worms down the back of her skirt. He then lets her go and she freaks out with JBL. Boogeyman leaves as he chews on a handful of worms for himself.
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01/13/06 Friday Night SmackDown! - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Piper's Pit
The music of Rowdy Roddy Piper hit in the arena as he made his way down to a huge reaction from the crowd, and Piper’s Pit makes its return here tonight! Piper got on the mic and said that this is 2006, and they had the first Piper’s Pit in Philadelphia 22 years ago! He said they ought to be friends by now, and it’s now time to make more history. He was about to introduce someone, and then the music of John Bradshaw Layfield hit and he made his way down with Jillian Hall in the limousine. Piper said it’s a real neat trick if he lets him say his name first before he comes in. He said JBL must have a lot of stuff to say, so what the hell, it’s time for JBL. JBL said 22 years of Piper’s Pit and finally the greatest icon of them all, JBL, is here. It’s an historic night, just like when history was made earlier when Batista gave up his Championship because of an injury. He said in his reign as Champion, the longest in Smackdown history, through broken bones, not once did he take a day off because his mommy wrote a note. He said he isn’t going to let his fans down, and it seems to him that they have a shortage of men on Smackdown. Piper went to ask a question and JBL cut him off. JBL said ratings and buy-rates will go through the roof. He said for someone to call the sheriff because JBL will steal the show and it will be the greatest sequel in history, JBL’s Championship Reign, Part II.
Piper went to ask him something again, but JBL cut him off again and talked about the Battle Royal. He said money and fine wine will flow with the confetti, as Jillian has already set up his victory parade, as we finally return to normalcy. Piper acted as if he had fallen asleep. JBL said he is a wrestling god and then asks Piper what his question was. Piper says pardon him for asking, but what died on the side of Jillian’s face? He then pulled out some glasses and said the damn thing has lungs, and feet! He said it has more hair on it than George The Animal Steele! JBL went to interrupt him and Piper told him to shut up. He said JBL is as stupid as she looks, and he brings them his guest, the Boogeyman! JBL was infuriated as Boogeyman made his way down the aisle! JBL shoved Jillian right into the Boogeyman and bailed! Jillian froze as he started to sniff, and looked at the thing on her face. Boogeyman smelt it and seemed to like the smell! Boogeyman then licked the damn thing, and the bit the damn thing off her face! Jillian ran to the back and chewed on it and laughed! Boogeyman then held it up and then ate it! Boogeyman went over to Piper in the corner and Piper started to prey! Boogeyman slid to the outside of the ring and Boogeyman has just had a tasty treat!
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01/20/06 Friday Night SmackDown! - Florence, South Carolina
John Bradshaw Layfield w/Jillian Hall vs. Bobby Lashley
The music of John Bradshaw Layfield hit in the arena as he made his way out in the limo, with Jillian Hall who is wearing a bandage on her face, for the opening match on Smackdown. We go to footage from last week of the Boogeyman eating the growth off of Jillian’s face. Yup. The music of Lashley then hit, and this will be his biggest challenge to date. The two locked up and Lashley backed JBL to the corner. JBL came back with a knee and a kick to the face and then charged at Lashley, but Lashley didn’t budge. JBL came back with a clothesline and hammered away at the back of Lashley. JBL sent Lashley to the corner and unloaded with right hands. Lashley came back with a belly to belly throw and then some clotheslines, and a big clothesline in the corner. JBL bailed to the outside and Jillian checked on him. Lashley went out and JBL put Jillian in front of him and then thumbed Lashley’s eye. Back in the ring and Lashley came back with a shoulder block and then a belly to belly throw. Lashley hit some shoulders in the corner and then a back body drop. Lashley missed a splash and then JBL exploded with the Clothesline From Hell. The Boogeyman’s music then hit and Jillian is terrified. Boogeyman then emerged from under the ring, behind JBL. JBL is scared to death as Boogeyman grabs his ankle. Lashley then hits the Dominator on JBL for the win. Boogeyman looks on from the outside and pulls out the worms and stuffs them down his throat. Jillian pulled JBL to the outside of the ring and they bailed to the back.
Jillian is backstage with Teddy Long. She said he took away her dignity. Long said Jillian needs to settle down. JBL comes in and said Long better do something about this. JBL said he was cost a match because of the Boogeyman. Long asked if JBL was afraid of the Boogeyman. JBL said he wasn’t. Long set up a match with JBL and the Boogeyman at the Royal Rumble. JBL said he said he was afraid, would he call off the match? Long said no, and JBL didn’t look pleased!
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01/27/06 Friday Night SmackDown! - Greenville, South Carolina
JBL is shown speaking to Jillian, and he said the Boogeyman is afraid of him. Jillian spoke of her mental anguish and every time she closes her eyes, she sees the Boogeyman and him licking her face and then biting it. She said she had a small beauty mark on the side of her face, and JBL acted as if he never noticed it! JBL talked himself up and told her to stay by his side and he’ll take care of her the entire way.
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01/29/06 Royal Rumble PPV - Miami, Florida
John Bradshaw Layfield w/Jillian Hall vs. The Boogeyman
The music of JBL hit in the arena as he made his way down to the ring with Jillian Hall for this next match with the Boogeyman! JBL got all freaked out when the Boogeyman’s music hit as he made his way crawling down the aisle. JBL put Jillian in front of him as Boogeyman stalked around the ring. JBL threw Jillian into Boogeyman and then bailed to the outside. Boogeyman crawled down on Jillian and then dropped his worm goo all over her. JBL jumped Boogeyman front behind and hammered him with right hands in the corner. Boogeyman came back with a right hand of his own and then JBL sent him to the outside. JBL sent Boogeyman head first into the ring steps and then into the announce table. Jillian distracted the referee and JBL used his wrist tape to choke at the Boogeyman. Boogeyman then grabbed JBL by the throat but JBL thumbed the eyes. JBL hit some right hands in the corner and then missed a charge in the corner going shoulder first into the ring post. Boogeyman then hit his pumphandle slam and he’s beaten JBL already! The Boogeyman shuddered around the ring and has a mouth full of worms again, and this has to be considered an upset.
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02/10/06 Friday Night SmackDown! - Columbus, GA
Bradshaw and Jillian are walking in the back until they are ambushed by Kristal, but Bradshaw tells her to shut her pie hole and he calls her a stupid bimbo. Bradshaw says that he should be wrestling for the United States Title. He should be the World champion. He did not get beat and he can beat anyone in the dressing room. He can beat anyone on god’s green Earth. He can beat the Undertaker or Chris Benoit, it does not matter. Bobby Lashley walks up to Bradshaw and says that they can meet at No Way Out. Bradshaw asks Bobby if he is challenging him to a match and Jillian accepts since she knows that Bradshaw can beat anybody. Bradshaw hesitates and says that Lashley is on.
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02/17/06 Friday Night SmackDown! - Norfolk, Virginia
Chris Benoit and Bobby Lashley vs. Finlay and JBL w/Jillian
Booker T’s music hits and he comes out with Sharmell and a big smile on his face. He makes his way to the ring for more of his entertaining commentary. Booker tells Cole he’s a little upset lately and is trying his best to get out of his No Way Out match. Finlay’s music hits and he makes his way to the ring with his ridiculous staph he carries. JBL’s music then hits and JBL makes his usual entrance. Booker T puts over JBL big time and talks about how JBL is one of his homies and how they grew up today. I’m now really confused. Jillian Hall is sporting a new haircut, her hair is now straight, and somewhat tied back. Lashley’s music hits and he’s introduced as Bobby Lashley. He enters the ring and Finlay & JBL exit. Chris Benoit’s music this and he makes his way to the ring. Booker T is classic on commentary here. Benoit begins the match against Finlay. They tie up and grapple a little for the first couple minutes. Cole takes a shot at Lawler here. Sharmell asks if Cole has a stubbed toe because he’s got a high pitch whine to him to which Cole replies “No, that’s the guy on Raw”. Meanwhile, Finlay ties Benoit up in the ring apron with his recently patented spot and both him & JBL stomp on Benoits hand while it’s on the ringsteps. JBL tosses Benoit back in the ring. JBL is tagged in and he repeatedly stomps on Benoit’s hand. Benoit gets some chops in on JBL but JBL, tags in Finlay since he’s getting chopped in his own corner. Finlay bodyslams Benoit and tags in JBL. JBL hits Benoit with a punch & kick but Benoit reverses a suplex attempt and makes a hot tag to Lashley. Lashley comes on strong and hits JBL with a clothesline in the corner.
He belly to belly’s JBL and JBL desperately pulls Lashley through the ropes and out of the ring, Lashley gets right back in and continues to beat down JBL. JBL pokes his eyes and makes the tag to Finlay. Lashley quickly comes to and hits Finlay with a hard clothesline. Finlay exits the ring, Lashley goes after him and JBL hits Lashley with a big boot. Benoit interjects. JBL is beating on Lashley. He holds Lashley in a sleeper in the middle of the ring. Lashley fades to a sitdown. Does anyone ever win with this thing? Lashley hulks up, gets to his feet, punches out of the hold but Finlay knees him in the back as Lashley hits the ropes and JBL hits a big boot on him. JBL hits him with a neckbreaker and tags in Finlay. Finlay hits him with several uppercuts but Lashley starts throwing punches out of the blue. He tags in Benoit and Benoit hits Finlay with a series of chops and a backdrop. JBL runs in and he does the same to him. Benoit then hits a snap suplex on both of them and for some reason goes for a pin on JBL. Finlay drops an elbow on him. Finlay then tags in JBL. Chris Benoit then hits 3 Germans on JBL and one on Finlay. He locks in the crossface on JBL but Finlay pulls him out of the ring. Benoit throws Finlay into the ring steps. Just as Benoit is climbing back into the ring, Booker grabs a chair and hits Benoit in the back. Benoit stumbles into the ring and JBL hits the clothesline from hell and gets the pin.
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02/19/06 No Way Out - Baltimore, Maryland
Bobby Lashley vs. John Bradshaw Layfield w/Jillian
Lashley hit some knees to the mid section as Jillian watched on at ringside. Lashley hit a back body drop on JBL and then an elbow drop. Lashley hit his up and under back drop and then Bradshaw bailed to the outside. Lashley went after JBL but he put Jillian in front of him and then thumbed the eyes. Lashley blocked JBL trying to send him into the ring steps, and sent JBL into the steps himself. Jillian nailed Lashley in the back with the clipboard to no affect. Lashley hit a belly to belly on the outside and then sent JBL back inside for two. Lashley went for a suplex and had trouble getting him over but did so with raw power. Bradshaw came back sending Lashley through the ropes to the outside. Lashley got on the apron but Bradshaw hit a boot sending him to the floor. Bradshaw slammed Lashley face first into the ring steps as the crowd chanted “JBL sucks!” Bradshaw sent Lashley into the ring steps again and then got back into the ring to break the count.
Bradshaw sent Lashley back inside, and then hit an elbow drop off the top rope for two. Bradshaw clubbed at the back of Lashley and then kicked away at him in the corner. Bradshaw nailed a swinging neckbreaker. The fans chanted “Let’s go Lashley!” as JBL went to work with a series of elbow drops and then covered for two. Lashley came back with a right hand, and they traded shots but then JBL grabbed a sleeper. Lashley backed JBL into the corner but Bradshaw kept a hold of the sleeper. Lashley faded and dropped down to the canvas and then rolled into a cover for two. Bradshaw kicked Lashley in the head and is in full control here. Bradshaw taunted the crowd to loud boos and then headed up top. Bradshaw dived off but Lashley caught him with a powerslam in mid air! Lashley nailed a right hand to drop Bradshaw, and then knocked him down with a series of clotheslines. Lashley hit a belly to belly overhead throw and then another. Lashley nailed a third belly to belly, and now a fourth! Bradshaw is busted open and Lashley went for the Dominator. Bradshaw reversed and went for the Clothesline from Hell but Lashley blocked and hit a T-Bone for a near fall. Finlay then hit ringside and threw the ring announcer into the ring. Finlay hit Lashley with the Shapleigh and then Bradshaw hit the Clothesline from Hell for the win!
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02/24/06 Friday Night SmackDown! - Richmond, Virginia
Kristal Marshall comes to the ring dressed in a robe and she has the Divas Lingerie Magazine in her hands. She says that she is normally the conservative backstage interviewer, but she has another side and that is chronicled in the new Divas magazine. She wants to give a sneak peak to her ‘other side’. Jillian Hall interrupts Kristal and says that nobody wants to see her disrobe. They really want to see her client Bradshaw in action in the main event. Jillian tells Kristal to save the embarrassment and get out of the ring. Kristal asks Jillian if she thinks she looks better in the Divas Magazine and then Kristal suggests that Jillian show the crowd. Jillian calls Kristal a bimbo and then Kristal slaps Jillian twice and then she rips off Jillian’s blouse before parading around in her own bra and panties.
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03/03/06 Friday Night SmackDown! - Washington D.C.
It's announced that Jillian Hall will be squaring off against Kristal Marshall at next weeks SmackDown!
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03/10/06 Friday Night SmackDown! - Mobile, Alabama
Divas Uncovered Match
Jillian vs. Kristal
Jillian Hall’s music hits and Jillian makes her way to the ring. Her music is awful. Kristal’s music hits and she runs to the ring. Jillian attacks Kristal as Kristal enters the ring and then tosses Kristal by her hair. Jillian slams Kristal’s head into the mat. Kristal ducks a clothesline and then hits a crossbody. Jillian takes off Kristal’s top. Kristal with a double leg take down and then she chokes Jillian, but Jillian with a rake of the eyes. Jillian with a forearm and then she kicks Kristal in the abdomen. Jillian with an Irish whip, but she misses a charge into the corner. Kristal tries to take off Jillian’s skirt, but Jillian kicks Kristal. Jillian with a kick to Kristal’s ribs. Kristal with a sunset flip and she removes Jillian’s skirt. Jillian with an elbow to Kristal followed by a slam. Jillian punches Kristal and tries to slam her, but Kristal holds on and rolls through and removes Jillian’s top. After the match, Jillian runs to the back while Kristal removes her skirt for the crowd. We go to commercial.
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03/17/06 Friday Night SmackDown! - Bossier City, Louisiana
William Regal and Jillian Hall vs. Paul Burchill and Kristal
Burchill does his pirate pose but Hall comes over to Kristal and gets in her face right off the bat. Hall is in her face and pulling her hair. Hall hits the old Chyna cartwheel spot in the corner. Regal is tagged in followed by Burchill. Burchill takes immediate control of Regal hamming up his pirate poses, etc. Burchill is getting over and I’m getting scared. Regal takes control after Burchill spends too much time getting the crowd going. Regal sucks chant starts. Burchill fights out of a headlock but Regal is able to neutralize him. Burchill ends up winning with the C-4.
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03/24/06 Friday Night SmackDown! - Memphis, Tennessee
Kristal is in the interview area with Bradshaw and Jillian Hall. Bradshaw tells Kristal that she is window dressing so she should shut her pie hole. She is a woman so she does not think. He tells her to stand there and look trampish, just like she was hired to do. Bradshaw says that the person who put that video together failed to include that he out drank Austin last Saturday night. He out talked him and embarrassed Austin. He wants to beat up Austin, but with one hand, you discredit the legend. He threw a beer in Austin’s face. Then Chris Benoit comes out and throws Bradshaw back into the ring where Austin broke his nose. At Wrestlemania, a wrestling god will put on a wrestling clinic against Chris Benoit. Bradshaw is not cleared yet, so he has the greatest export from England since the Beatles. A ‘man’s man’, a knighted man, a wrestler’s wrestler. Sir William Regal. Tonight, Regal will out wrestle and embarrass Chris Benoit.
William Regal vs. Chris Benoit
The music of John Bradshaw Layfield hit in the arena as his limo pulled out, and he emerged from it with Jillian Hall and William Regal, and Regal is set to face Chris Benoit in Non Title action here tonight. Benoit with kicks to Regal followed by chops, including one to the forehead. Regal with a kick to Benoit’s head. Regal tries for a chicken wing and crossface, but Benoit is able to block it and he tries for a sharpshooter, but Regal kicks out. Regal tries to get Benoit in the chicken wing and crossface, but Benoit with a dragon suplex. Benoit gets Regal in the Crippler Crossface and Regal taps. After the match, Benoit holds the belt up and has some words for Bradshaw.
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03/31/06 Friday Night SmackDown! - Kansas City, Missouri
Chris Benoit walks into the back and Bradshaw is there applauding Benoit’s performance with Jillian Hall. Bradshaw mentions that Benoit made a Road Warrior tap. Benoit might be the greatest technical wrestler of our generation. Bradshaw reminds Benoit of another great technical wrestler that he took a title off of, Eddie Guerrero. Bradshaw asks Benoit what will that make him when he takes the title off two of the greatest technical wrestlers. Benoit says that he is glad to see that Bradshaw’s hand is healed since he will need it to tap out on Sunday.
John Bradshaw Layfield vs. Daniel Cross
Bradshaw backs Cross into the corner and then Bradshaw with punches and kicks. Bradshaw with the Clothesline from Wall Street, but Bradshaw picks him up and hits a second Clothesline from Wall Street for the three count.
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